#incorrect patton sanders

[aphroditesweets]

(The Sides get into trouble and have to be taken into the Mind Palace Police Department)

Officer: Alright, one at a time. Step on the x and hold up your plaques

Virgil: (quaking in his boot; the verge of a panic attack)

Patton: (looks at plaque) What’s this for?…(looks at camera) Oh, is this one of them selfie-things? Fun!

Logan: (about to lose his marbles) I hate being associated with you people

Roman: Make sure to get my good side!

Janus: (looks at plaque and raises his brow) Well this certainly is a first…

Officer: (looks to next person; sighs)…evening Remus, long time no see…

Remus: Hey bubba~, I’m glad to see your face again. (Sigh) It feels likes it’s only been yesterday since I was here (chuckled menacingly)

Janus: Because you were here yesterday

[loganslowdown4]

Why are these so cute???

I love how it implies everyone but Patton is swearing LMAO

We need Roman, Janus and Thomas yet—

Thomas’ will be last and just be him with his head in hands like ‘save me, good gods SAVE ME’ 😂😂😂😂

[theokusgallery]

They're besties your Honor

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[emmaishere2243]

The morning after the highlighter incident

Logan: Said it would be a bad idea because Patton doesn’t drink alcohol often

Roman: Said it would be fine

Virgil: Was tackled

Patton: just really wanted to make sure the others knew how important they are to him (and also had a surprising amount of highlighters)

This is based off of a pretty old incorrect quote in the fandom, but when it showed up in the latest video I had to doodle it cause it’s so sweet-

Patton promised to use star stickers in the future instead

[let-roman-bite-someone]

sanders sides textposts/incorrect quotes

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2587

Roman: "Get bee movied, idiot." (Dialogue from a bunch of incorrect quotes, but I'm not sure what the original is.)

[destinyhasdialedback]

[holdnarrytight]

Jumping on the incorrect quotes bandwagon

[quackkaz]

Remus : The floor's lava!!!!!

Patton : *helping Logan onto the table*

Virgil : *kicks Roman off the sofa*

Janus : There are two types of boyfriends.

[ssslimyboy]

Remus: I cut my finger

Patton: I can kiss it so it'll get better

Remus: That works?

Patton: Yeah, my mom used to do it when I was little

(later)

Remus: I need you to punch me in the mouth.

Virgil: Fucking finally.

[theeviltriplet-fromao3]

Patton: thanks for helping me find that thing I was looking for!

Virgil: it was no problem, don’t really see why you needed my help tho

Virgil: *remembers it’s his birthday*

Virgil: you weren’t getting me out of my room for a surprise were you?

Patton: askdfg what!? Nooooo

Virgil: *returns to his room skeptical*

Virgil: *finds a gift basket* Patton…

Patton: *isn’t there*

Card from gift basket: it’s your day! Why not cake some you time? <3 from: Patton :3 Thomas :) Logan. Roman ✨ Janus (:|D & Remus >:)

Virgil: :)

[loganslowdown4]

Logan: Ooh, here’s an interesting study. It says that every friend group has one person that every other member of the group has had a crush on at one point. Which one of us do you think that would be?

Patton Roman Virgil Janus Remus: *all stare at Logan*

Logan: *looks behind him* What? What are you looking at?

[cursedcrazy-starkid]

PRESENTING: Remus Sides

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Sanders Sides as Ao3 pt. 26

[imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer]

Patton, on the floor: Go on without me!

Roman, crying, kneeling beside him: No! We can get through this!

Patton: There's no time! You must defend our honor. Don't let my death be for nothing!

Roman, sobbing: I can't do this without you!

Patton: Goodbye, my love. *goes limp*

Logan, whispering to Virgil: They do realize that this is just a dodgeball game, right?

Virgil, aiming at Roman: L, this is war. Show no mercy.